[To be sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music]
Photo by Parl
Raindrops on garbage and chasing fast kittens
Stealing and chewing up my master’s mittens
Empty McDonalds bags tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Rolling in cow pies and stinky dead rabbits
Tug toys and rawhides and crotch-sniffing habits
Hearing the sirens so that I can sing
These are a few of my favori… SQUIRREL?!!
Big muddy pawprints on girls in white dresses
Hot dogs and hydrants and making big messes
The excitement I feel when the doorbell it rings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the flea bites, when the shot stings
When my mommy’s mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad
Eating the cat food and scooping the litter
Bugging my owner when he’s trying to twitter
New squeaky toys that my owner will fling
These are a few of my favorite things
Peeing on lampposts and humping the poodle
Wild crazy playtime with six labradoodles
Shocking my owner with my static cling
These are a few of my favorite things
Running around with the kid’s dirty diaper
Right before bedtime when I get real hyper
Good countersurfing that gets me some wings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the flea bites, when the shot stings
When my mommy’s mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad!
This was cowritten with the talented Mel Bussey Silverman of Training Tracks in Ohio.
Paws Abilities 
Its gorgeous!!!!! Love it!!!
Merry Christmas!
Very sweet:) …and clever!
LOVED it!! Can I please share with photographs from flickr.com/photos/mybrowndog? With full credits of course!!
Hi Kolika,
Yes, feel free to share as long as you provide a link to this post and credit to both Mel and myself. Thanks so much!
Sure thing!!